Sunday, October 27, 2013

The Powerful Pornography of the Gun Fetish


It would be funny if it wasn't so completely lethal. It is almost like a magic trick: a pack of dangerous, dim-witted blivets who drape themselves in camouflage and masturbate relentlessly to "Red Dawn" on a nightly basis sprawled on a pile of NRA leaflets while clutching an AR-15 in their other hand have figured out a way to become an untouchable class in American politics, even as the blood and brain matter of children swells past their ankles and up over their fatted calves.

It is, perhaps, the most remarkable trick ever turned in modern American politics. A few bottles of Tylenol are poisoned in 1982 and kill seven people, and the country erupts, and Tylenol is scourged from every shelf in the land, and new safety measures are swiftly enacted. More than three hundred million guns kill tens of thousands of people on a yearly basis, however, with gun and ammunition sales going through the roof every time a mass slaughter happens, and the nation barely twitches.

Somehow, these sad, sorry, pathetic, weak, soulless, gutless sacks of shame have not only insulated themselves and their deadly little hobby from the normal procedures of civilized society that take place when a mortal threat is exposed, but have giddily convinced themselves that they are, in fact, the real victims in all this. They can, and do, sell guns on Instagram and evade any and all background checks or other firearm laws, yet somehow they are being crushed under the bootheel of tyrannical governmental overreach.

8 comments:

  1. Yet again, another gun control freak too dim to learn what he's talking about--not that I want your side to grow a brain.

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    1. What makes you think he doesn't know what he's talking about. Was it his description of you guys watching Red Dawn?

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    2. I read what he wrote. He follows the typical gun control freak line about equating gun ownership with sexual problems--see Nick Danger's comment below--which demonstrates that he knows nothing about the subject.

      Regarding Red Dawn, I've seen the film once and wasn't impressed. But what can we expect with actors that bad?

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  2. Pitt, besides being a fanatic and ideologue writes just awful prose.

    orlin sellers

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    1. I thought it was pretty witty and eloquent, in an exaggerated kinda way.

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    2. Sure you do, just like you think that shitty noise you post is music.

      orlin sellers

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  3. I could not have said it better myself. The degenerate gunsuck losers have done one thing right - by using extremely strong voting discipline, they are an electoral force. When will the adults who are sexually normal and not addicted to masturbation aids learn to vote out the gunsucks?

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  4. I thought "Red Dawn" was a horrible movie, but there is a cult following of gun owners who say an invasion is exactly why they need their guns. That's why we have to put up with 30,000 gunshot deaths a year? Because Russia is going to invade us? The Mouse That Roared.

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